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Open Mic Mondays


Jamie Lissow (Headliner)

Jamie Lissow is a native of Rochester, NY. He graduated from Fredonia State with a degree in Mathematics and Psychology. Jamie then decided to abandon his plan of becoming a lawyer, and enter the world of stand-up comedy. He began turning heads right away.

A few years later, after working many treacherous road gigs and college shows, Jamie was invited to audition for the prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival. The Just For Laugh's Festival, as it's sometimes called is a unique chance to showcase in front of everyone in the industry all at once in the drooled, toiled and sought after "New Faces" category, where six minutes could change the direction of your career for better…or for worse. Jamie earned himself a spot in Montreal's Festival, 2001.

Ted Bisaillion

Ted has preformed numerous times on national television. He is regarded as one of Canada's top headlining stand-up comics, and delights audiences intnationally with his unique perspective on the world.

 

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Reservations(Toronto): (416) 486-7700
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Wednesday

8:30
$6.00
Thursday
8:30
$10.00
Friday
9:00
$12.00
Saturday
8:00 & 10:45
$15.00
Sunday
8:00
$10.00
Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes

Our club is open to all ages however, ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 18+ audience.

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below
A credit card or deposit is usually required to HOLD and GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For best seating and service, we recommend that you arrive at least 40 minutes prior to Showtime. A minimum of 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE is REQUIRED TO CANCEL a RESERVATION or ANY PART OF IT. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority (and you will be charged) if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime. To speed entry, only cash is accepted at the Box Office.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14" black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks.

Our Reservation Policy

 

Every Wednesday is Pro Am Night!